Tag: Quote

In between his Japan and Russian trips Ben spent 2 months living in a car

Ben at certain points in time has dressed up in costumes he considers hilarious and well chosen. To be fair the costumes he chooses are fun, however, when he states he wishes to dress up as a KKK member or Hitler you must with the upmost effort deny him from doing so. I’m scared for my life to be around when Ben does that. I don’t want to be murdered.

At any given moment while in the presence of Ben a story may be shared from Ben. It could be a bizarre adventure story from his alleged time in another country or it could be an alleged cool fact from when he lived in Ballarat. If Ben is telling a story you must stay quiet and listen to it’s entirety. Only after the story is complete may you laugh and call him a liar while he swears it happened because a friend you don’t know was there. Silly Ben.

Ben claims if you build a good deck and it’s not a bracket 3 then it shouldn’t be worried about. If it’s Spider-Man themed then it is automatically the best deck in MTG and no one can convince him otherwise. If one plays against Ben’s Spider-Man deck, Ben should be auto-targeted and defeated first for everyone else to enjoy the game.

With the birth of ben on 28/05 was a telling of years to come a upsetting and terrible outcome of beloved zoo animal harambe shot on the same day, some say his life means death is near or passing but others speculate it was just coincidence

Ben has, to this day, caught 0 fish but has caught 3 eels while in the presence of friends. “If it’s another fucking eel i will kill myself” Ben 2025.

To this day, Ben has inhaled 69420 full vapes and has yet to breath clean oxygen. Ben Is insistent he doesn’t need oxygen to survive and has yet to die from lack of oxygen deprivation so it may be true. Scary thought to consider.

Ben once travelled to China to eat some good food then leave